El Perro Estupido

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This morning, bright and early, I had to take the family mini van in for service. 4:30 in the morning finds me moving all of the baby car seats, strollers, tucked away Mcnuggets, and other paraphernalia from our vehicle into my work truck. I’m going to have to drive the van to the shop and walk back. I decided to take the big dog so he wouldn’t miss out on our daily walk.

The auto shop has a night drop box for paperwork and keys. That way, if you’re like me and need to drop off your car way early, or way late, you can simply fill out the form and leave your locked car.

The big dog was excited, to say the least, about being someplace new! When I wouldn’t let him out at the dealership, I thought he might break the glass trying to get out. Finally, I was able to drop the envelope into the box, lock the van and start walking back. I reach in for the dog only to find he has chewed his leash in two! “Ya big, dumb dog!”, I snarked, “How are we supposed to get home like this?”

For a split second he looked at me like he could understand sarcasm.

I pulled the remainder of the leash through his collar and through the hand loop. So we made it home legally, but now I have to go get him a new leash. Probably a collar too since they were a matching set. And a reflective vest since he’s a black dog and we’re walking before sunrise. Ooh! And those treats he loves ’cause him’s Daddy’s perro estupido, yes him is…

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El Perro Estupido

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